Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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