I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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I need you to use more vowels.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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