im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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