Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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