i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My penis needs a shock collar
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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