Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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