Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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