I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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