Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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