so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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