The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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