if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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