I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's shark week go big or go home
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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