Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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