yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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