That's intense
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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