Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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