Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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