Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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