That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Randomize
