When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We have so much sex to catch up on
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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