You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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