Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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