Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Screwed.edu
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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