I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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