I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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