so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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