the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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