WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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