and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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