Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm at about main and main street
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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