so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize
