just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude i'm inner monologue high
meet me or not, i'm out of control
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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