I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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