Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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