I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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