what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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