My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
