I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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