There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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