I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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