Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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