3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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