I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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