More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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