Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
please come you make the beer taste better
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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