awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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