I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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I need you to use more vowels.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
