i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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