my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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