ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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