just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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