so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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