she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Randomize
