Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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