She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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