I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think people are normalizing furries
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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