He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize