I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It was confusing and full of hummus
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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